Cornering on rails with a jet pack?

Well, not quite :D.

I must say today was interesting. I left work earlier than usual to see the client (All of them shall remain nameless) and on my way back from work..... An interesting run in with a EK Civic hatchback occured.

Given his 'mods' - uber rice rocket fart can noise maker muffler, a fairly large 'Q8 Oils' sticker on side rear quarter panel (That sticker was at least 25hp extra i mean come on 5hp per letter >:D), and Type R rims 5 lug. I was absolutely sure that he was just faking the whole Type R deal.

Given the way he was driving, there must have been a fire somewhere, 'cos we were in medium to light traffic and he was in and out of lanes like he was cross-stitching the air. Of course being the absolute ass i am i followed, much to my dismay.....

At any rpm the EK sounded loud and badass (like every other fart canned car), but it was soon evident that i had bitten off more than i could chew. When i first heard him accelerate it reached a point in time i was sure that for most ricer wannabes he would have shifted but, for what seemed to be an eternity........(CENSORED)..... i was pretty much toast.

Of course, unconvinced of this brutal display of V-TEC i put on my best Wily E. Coyote impression and chased. Evidently he was thinking the same thing and made like Road Runner and left me feeling low, silly and impotent. He turned into Projet, perhaps to have me follow so, he could have a giggle at my incredibly untuned Chin Chin La (Yes, that is what i am calling it from now on). But, i made a u-turn and headed to get some grub.

Ah nothing like learning a lesson the hardway. But, a lesson like that just left me feeling like i need more power. Once again the dreams started....

What if i ........
... but i don't have enough.....
.... D'oh!!

Before i knew it i was already home dejected and upset. With a Spicy Chicken Mcdeluxe meal in hand, i retired to my room turned the dvd player on and watched 2 Fast 2 Furious again. I guess i was the real ricer in the end..... :P